T-Shirt - "If It Has Tits or Wheels I Can Make It Squeal"

This heavyweight garment-dyed tee brings a lived-in softness and bold attitude to casual days. The relaxed, roomy cut drapes easily while the dense 6.1 oz cotton holds its shape through wear. The front graphic — two button-like circles above the line “If it has tits or wheels I can make it squeal” and the large, unapologetic “I CAN MAKE IT SQUEAL” text — reads like a confident wink from someone who loves hands-on work, motorcycles, or cheeky humor. It’s the kind of shirt you reach for when you want comfort and an instantly recognizable statement: worn to the garage, the pull-apart project, or a late-night hangout where jokes and grease mix freely. The garment-dyed finish gives each piece a soft vintage tone and subtle variation, so it already feels broken-in. Heavyweight fabric, double-needle seams, and a tubular knit (no side seams) mean durability that matches the shirt’s attitude. Available in a wide range of colors and sizes from S to 4XL, it’s easy to find a shade and fit that suit your style and work rhythm. Product features - 100% ring-spun US cotton for durable, long-lasting comfort - Garment-dyed after construction for a soft, vintage hand and unique color depth - Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with relaxed fit and pre-shrunk construction - Durable construction: double-needle stitching on all seams and tubular knit (no side seams) - Wide size range (S–4XL) and 58 color options; sewn-in label for clean neckline Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Do not dryclean